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I think maybe this is the start of a mid-life crisis?
New job, new house, and hopefully in a year, NEW TEETH!
I've been a chicken to do braces,
and while I don't have major renovation needed,
I finally made the jump to fix my smile.
In the meantime, my husband's penis is "turtling in".
Those were his words, not mine.
Now I know why 12 is the preferred age to put sharp metal on teeth.
18 months and counting, honey!
12 comments:
"Turtling in" HAHA
It will go by so fast and before you know it you'll be posting a new smile!
Turtling in?? Please don't tell me it shrinks when you get older.
Or is it turtling in think of the damage it might get?
Tell your husband to stop turtling. There's plenty of other ports, valleys and indentations where he can put it.
LOL I bet you he braves up!
HAHAHAHA!
Your tongue isn't covered in metal woman! Introduce the turtle to the tongue and he won't suffer that much...
roflmao about hubby's comment.
think of them as tooth jewelry!
my 9 year old is getting them too! Oooh, I know - you can share those teeny little rubber bands!!
Turtling in, Thanks now I have diet coke all over my computer! Way funny!!
hmm, guess I can't blame him, or it? Could be a little scary. But I bet in no time he will man up and no problem. lol
My husband keeps refusing to get a vasectomy, so instead I think maybe I'll get braces for my vagina.
Yes, I realize that was a completely unneccesary comment.
I don't get it.
hahahahhahaha@turtling in!!! I'm goign to get braces also! I'm jealous you have them on NOW... which means you'll get them off before me!!!
Hmmmm..... I was told of a certain special bar mitzvah present from the 13 year old girls. Scary shit all the way around.
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