Sex Toy Blogger Contest - I want to WIN!

Since I started my journey in this electronic black hole of communicating with pretty much total strangers, I've never been one to enter those daily blog contests you come across regularly that offer prizes like homemade items, gift cards, and product favorites. It's not that I'm against them or anything, I just seriously never took the time or really found something I've been in absolute need of.


Until Today.


Thanks to Tattooed Minivan Mom.


You see, there are some things worth stopping life for. And today, I would like to declare that SEX TOYS would be one of them.

Now before you go thinking we have swings hanging from our mirrored ceilings and all, I'd like to make it clear it's not THAT crazy here. But, who wouldn't want a chance to win a choice of scented SEX LUBE plus a $50 credit towards any purchase at all from Eden Fantasys?

[Dorsey I KNOW you'll be in on this one. Katie however, no need to hide in your basement... I'm not FORCING you to enter, OK???]

And while I want to be selfish and keep this contest a secret, I'm racking 3 extra entry points for sharing it through a post...

So go check it out NOW... you won't regret it! SEX TOY CONTEST LINK .

PS... I did choose to spare you a related photo for today's post due to sensitivity of content. There's a limit to what I feel comfortable with posting in pictures these days...

And Google results for "funny sex toys" were actually NOT.VERY.FUNNY.

They were downright scary.