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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Best Pirate Joke and Why I love my Husband

This is in honor of my husband. And this is why I love him.
For the past week, he's proudly been telling a new joke he heard on the TV series "My Name is Earl". He laughs harder each time he tells it, which makes it impossible not to roll your eyes and keep a straight face.
This weekend, we were wandering through Home Goods and my husband disappeared. When I turned around to call his name, this is what I saw:

Here's his joke:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants.

Bartender says, "Hey Man, you have a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants."

Pirate Replies [cue pirate accent here for full effect]: "Arrrrrrrgh , I know. It's driving me nuts."

PS... he's laughing as I read this to him...... Men.

Love you baby. xo