Thursday, May 28, 2009

BRACE Yourself When You See THIS!

I think maybe this is the start of a mid-life crisis?
New job, new house, and hopefully in a year, NEW TEETH!
I've been a chicken to do braces,
and while I don't have major renovation needed,
I finally made the jump to fix my smile.
In the meantime, my husband's penis is "turtling in".
Those were his words, not mine.



Now I know why 12 is the preferred age to put sharp metal on teeth.
18 months and counting, honey!

12 comments:

Erin said...

"Turtling in" HAHA
It will go by so fast and before you know it you'll be posting a new smile!

Dr Zibbs said...

Turtling in?? Please don't tell me it shrinks when you get older.

Or is it turtling in think of the damage it might get?

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Tell your husband to stop turtling. There's plenty of other ports, valleys and indentations where he can put it.

ModernMom said...

LOL I bet you he braves up!

Blonde Goddess said...

HAHAHAHA!

Your tongue isn't covered in metal woman! Introduce the turtle to the tongue and he won't suffer that much...

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao about hubby's comment.

Swirl Girl said...

think of them as tooth jewelry!

my 9 year old is getting them too! Oooh, I know - you can share those teeny little rubber bands!!

Missty said...

Turtling in, Thanks now I have diet coke all over my computer! Way funny!!

hmm, guess I can't blame him, or it? Could be a little scary. But I bet in no time he will man up and no problem. lol

Katie said...

My husband keeps refusing to get a vasectomy, so instead I think maybe I'll get braces for my vagina.

Yes, I realize that was a completely unneccesary comment.

TattooedMinivanMom said...

I don't get it.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

hahahahhahaha@turtling in!!! I'm goign to get braces also! I'm jealous you have them on NOW... which means you'll get them off before me!!!

binks said...

Hmmmm..... I was told of a certain special bar mitzvah present from the 13 year old girls. Scary shit all the way around.