Marriage Tip #187

Him: "Honey, let's go upstairs and have dirty white trash sex."

Her: "Um...gross... you showered and I didn't. Not fair."

Him: "No, I DIDN'T shower. I just washed my hair quick. I couldn't take it."

Her: "Oh. OK. [walking upstairs] So, what does 'white trash sex' entail anyway?"

Him: "You know............ Sex............ Without showering."


Men are so fucking creative.


And a few months of unemployment with this type of daily activity may have us ending up looking something like this:

[I'm not sure who that second female could be, but hey, what the hell, right?]