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Him: "Honey, let's go upstairs and have dirty white trash sex."
Her: "Um...gross... you showered and I didn't. Not fair."
Him: "No, I DIDN'T shower. I just washed my hair quick. I couldn't take it."
Her: "Oh. OK. [walking upstairs] So, what does 'white trash sex' entail anyway?"
Him: "You know............ Sex............ Without showering."
Men are so fucking creative.
And a few months of unemployment with this type of daily activity may have us ending up looking something like this:
[I'm not sure who that second female could be, but hey, what the hell, right?]
Monday, January 26, 2009
Marriage Tip #187
Posted by Susan at 10:55 AM
Labels: I love my man even on days like this, unemployed and looking for a hobby, white trash sex
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Gotta come up with something to keep the spice in the love life! :)
Check out some snow day fun the neighbor kids were having.
All men should have a pair of Daisy Dukes like that.
And how come it's ok to have sex when you're both dirty OR you're both clean, but when one has showered and the other hasn't you can't. I'm like that too. What is that?
P.S. You do know that 187 is police code for murder right?
I'd dump the guy and keep the chick...what the hell, right?
I thought 'dirty white trash sex' was banging your sister in law.
My wife is gonna be PISSED.
You never sieze to make me laugh outloud when I read your posts.
I AM still alive although was another story. The flood gates opened for me which left my poor starving body in shock. I feel much better today...just a little hungry for wings!!
I'll blog later tonight.... :)
Thanks for worrying about little ol me!
hey, thanks for stopping by my blog, you're pretty darn funny, you are!
Wow, those shorts are just soooo wrong.
If that is dirty white trash then the second girl is the daughter. Ick!
I refuse to partake in such things because my fiance comes home from work smelling like a box of assholes.
I just can't stop looking at the legs. I'm mesmerized
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