Parenting Advice: How To Know When To Bathe Your Kid

Mommy Tip #120

How to tell when your kid needs a bath:

When they look you directly in the eyes

on a school morning while getting dressed,

with two hands down the back of their panties

digging to China and back,

and speak the words so sincerely... :

"Mom, my butt itches really bad...

ARE WE TAKING BATHS TONIGHT?"

Oh.My.God.

Parents, that could be a sign.

[Identity of above child will remain secret in the chance you ever meet her and are greeted by a handshake.]