Mommy Tip #120
How to tell when your kid needs a bath:
When they look you directly in the eyes
on a school morning while getting dressed,
with two hands down the back of their panties
digging to China and back,
and speak the words so sincerely... :
"Mom, my butt itches really bad...
ARE WE TAKING BATHS TONIGHT?"
Parents, that could be a sign.
[Identity of above child will remain secret in the chance you ever meet her and are greeted by a handshake.]