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Dear Naked Lady At My Gym,
I have simply one question for you.
WHY?
I mean, WHY, IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU STAND THERE F'n NAKED FOREVER, NOT DOING ANYTHING IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM???? WHY???
I really can't take it anymore.
And the fact that you were STILL there staring at yourself in the bathroom mirrors when I exited the stall to wash my hands and had to BRUSH UP AGAINST YOUR GOD FOR SAKEN NAKED ASS to throw my paper towel away in the garbage can, is just.simply.beyond.me.
F'n.Beyond.Me.
Are you married to the Close-Talker man that hangs naked in the Men's room swinging his sac in front of my husband every so (too) often? Because if that's your husband, you might want to warn him that he's close to being neutered.
Graciously and Always Partly Covered,
Friday, April 10, 2009
Naked People in Gym Locker Rooms. WHY?
Posted by Susan at 11:10 PM
Labels: naked old women, saggy sacs, You really aren't that pretty to look at
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18 comments:
Ha ha ha. There is always 1!
I sort of envy the chronically nude. I wish I had that kind of confidence, although in most cases the people seem to be suffering from some kind of backwards dysmorphia and are blissfully unaware that they would be much improved by a few carefully arranged fig leaves or towels or something.
Sorry you are forced to brush up against that business.
sorry, i will dress quicker next time.
I don't believe you.
Take a picture and email it to me.
Freaky nasty!!! I have never in my life been completely nekkie in a gym locker, so I can safely say ... that's NOT me!
This would have absolutely floored me. I can't even stand the site if someone else's feet if I haven't known them for less than two hours. Gah!
LOL...that's just gross!
The one and only time I was naked in a lockerroom was to use the "communal" shower - disgusting - but I huddled in the corner wishing I had a fig leaf or something to cover up with. Right as I began to wash the soap off of my face, the 7 year olds' swimming class came parading through on their way back from the pool with their moms in tow. I. Wanted. To. Disappear.
Tee,hee ---I know, what's up with that. I dont' think I'm particularily shy about MY nakedness, but I dont' like it exposed ALL AT ONCE. I like to tease them with first one boob, then the other, and NEVER THE vajay-jay. Eeeks. Cover up.
Tee,hee ---I know, what's up with that. I dont' think I'm particularily shy about MY nakedness, but I dont' like it exposed ALL AT ONCE. I like to tease them with first one boob, then the other, and NEVER THE vajay-jay. Eeeks. Cover up.
I don't understand locker room nudes either. ICK.
Yikes!!
I think I would've carried that paper towel home and disposed of it. Ick!
LOL! Is it a generational thing? Every time I take my toddler to the swimming pool, the only naked ladies in the locker room are 2 or 3 generations ahead of us. I have never seen someone from our generation lingering naked in the locker room. So is this likely to disappear in the next couple of decades? I remember the showers at my middle school and high school; no one used them, but there was rumors of the showers being used 10-20 years before our time!
I hate spas and gym lockerrooms. I don't do public naked.
There is definitely ALWAYS one of these people.
Argh. Put it away people. x
Locker room nudity doesn't bother me at all. Although I certainly don't want to be rubbing up against someone's bare ass.
KimberlyZook,
We had to shower in those group showers in junior high and high school, and I graduated high school in 2004. My parents stuck me in all girls schools from grades 7 through 12, and the schools were very strict about showering after P.E.
Sarah
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I couldn't agree more.
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