I think I've mentioned before how my husband takes pride in his manscaping abilities - and actually I believe it was the topic of his first guest post a month or so back. Remember, the quick mention of "manscaping" and "pubes" that brought Blogger Stalker Ronald10021 out of the word works, and caused me to go into hiding for some time? But anyway, back to my man's pride around caring for his Netherland Region - it's rather quite rewarding, and something I have grown to appreciate.
Especially after yesterday.
Yesterday, I think I heard the nastiest thing my husband's ever said to me as we were finished and walking out to our car:
Husband [Very Serious Tone] : "Damn, I turned the fan on, laid down and almost puked because the smell of my sweaty-ass Taint blew straight up to my face and in my mouth."
BURST OUT UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER...
Baby, let's make a pit stop:
Seriously Baby, aside from your old high school "stink finger" stories, I think this takes the cake.