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I think I've mentioned before how my husband takes pride in his manscaping abilities - and actually I believe it was the topic of his first guest post a month or so back. Remember, the quick mention of "manscaping" and "pubes" that brought Blogger Stalker Ronald10021 out of the word works, and caused me to go into hiding for some time? But anyway, back to my man's pride around caring for his Netherland Region - it's rather quite rewarding, and something I have grown to appreciate.
Especially after yesterday.
Yesterday, I think I heard the nastiest thing my husband's ever said to me as we were finished and walking out to our car:
Husband [Very Serious Tone] : "Damn, I turned the fan on, laid down and almost puked because the smell of my sweaty-ass Taint blew straight up to my face and in my mouth."
Silence.
BURST OUT UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER...
Baby, let's make a pit stop:
Seriously Baby, aside from your old high school "stink finger" stories, I think this takes the cake.
'Taint kiddin'.
15 comments:
Why did you capitalize 'taint?' Is it it's formal name (i.e., 'Mr. Taintopolous') or does it hold high office on your husband's in-between-meat Congress?
Taint deserves respect my friend Mooooooooog35. Especially when it's Prime.
HA My Ex always led me to belieeve only women (and especially me) had taint.
Trying hard not to snort on conference call....
I prefer the term "grundle", myself. Just because it sounds so much more filthy and funny.
I think I just threw up in my mouth...and tried to laugh at the same time...COMPLETELY unexpected! lol!
Hahahahahha1!!
That had me laughing out loud.
And what grooming tools does he use?
Can I apologize again for anything I said or did in cyberspace to offend you?......
God, that's awful. Nothing worse than a case of musty nuts.
I don't know what I find funnier: The taint or the fact that Mark goes tanning...gay!!
LOL Too Funny!!
whoops, that had me giggling --When we get sweaty ass we call it "swass" yup, everyone gets swass every now and then
OMG That made me laugh so hard that I think I woke one of the kids up....I definitely needed that!!
Despite your warning, I was intrigued. And then immediatly in tears of laughter.
I'm grossed out in the funniest way possible!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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