Friday, April 17, 2009

How I Almost Poisoned Our Neighborhood


Mommy Tip #119:



When your child is admitted to the hospital for signs of "Moderate Poisoning" or "Early Symptoms of Acute Poisoning" which may include:

nausea, diarrhea, excessive saliva, stomach cramps, excessive perspiration, trembling, no muscle coordination, muscle twitches, extreme weakness, mental confusion, blurred vision, difficulty in breathing, cough, rapid pulse, flushed or yellow skin, and weeping...



NEVER ADMIT you were really TOO LAZY
to actually wash the damn sweatshirt.




Honey, Can you pull out the HOSE, please?

11 comments:

Dani said...

How did it happen? I am assuming that is was chemicals on the lawn right? Hope everyone is OK!!

Susan said...

For the record, no children actually went to the hospital!

At least yet. ;)

Thanks Dani for your concern.

ModernMom said...

Yikes! Never a dull moment huh? Hope all is well now!

Slyde said...

ouch! i have that same sign on my lawn right now.... and i see we both live in NY... should i be concerned? :)

Rachel said...

Oh, no! I'm glad to hear that no one went to the hospital. . . And your right: That grass is gorgeous! :)

wendy said...

It is ALL about the lawn!!

Lisa Petrarca said...

Scary...I would have thought, just another type of flu. When you have the Brady Bunch family you pretty much think everything is the flu!LOL!

Glad everyone's ok.

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaaaa
deny deny deny!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Oh so sad...poor thing!

Katie said...

I didn't see "lush green color" or "weed free" on that list of symptoms.

binks said...

So, maybe THAT is what happened to the dog.
Damn, maybe I should've read the fine print on those signs.