Monday, November 17, 2008

Another Don't You Hate It When...

"DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN..."

...you attempt to use the new-to-you Nuva-Ring birth control in an attempt to be a responsible mom of four kids under the age of 8, only to wake up the very first morning "after" testing this lovely new contraption with your horned up husband simply to pee since you've pretty much had to since 3am but were too lazy to get up, only to hear your husband softly ask in a tone I can only describe as "fearful hesitation"..."Honey, what the hell is stuck to your right ass cheek?"



Do you think the Nuva-Ring effectively prevents pregnancy when glued to your ass cheek for 8 hours after sex?

I HATE when that happens.

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12 comments:

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

LOL...hahahahaha...okay that was really good! LOL!

Ummm...I have also tried the NUVA ring...but I think it says in there that you need to wait like a month before "trying" it out! LOL!

Or protect other ways...

OHMYGOSH...that is too funnY! :)

I'm wiping tears right now!

J'Ollie Primitives said...

hands-down winner. Why is potential disaster always so funny?

Nan said...

I honestly busted out laughing, really, I did, not just saying it, you know, like the "lol" thing I use so many times when I find something amusing, but not necessarily actually and really truly doing so. This time I did, so LOL! Sorry.. I'll have to check back with you and see if kiddo number 5 will be expected.

Dorsey said...

oh yeah, I don't think it works on your ass. Although better there than hubby waking to wonder if you were playing some strange carnival ring toss game with him in the middle of the night. HA!

binks said...

Ooops!
That is hilarious.

Katie said...

Oh my Lord. That's fucking hilarious! Here's hoping your new puppy remains the youngest member of the family :)

Tracey said...

Uh, yeah. Not so effective on your ass, I'm thinking.

Scary Mommy said...

I am cracking up right now!! And, totally, Nan-- not in an LOL type way, but literally cracking up. That's the best "Don't You Hate It When..." I've read!!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

OMGOSH, that was so hilarious. I think you just might beat my buns with that one!

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Karen said...

Oh, honey. If you're worried about him sticking it there, then babies are the least of your problems.

Vodka Mom said...

I am laughing my ass off right now. ( And that's something considering my ass..)