Check out this Contest! And Scary Mommy!

OK, I have made a conscious decision today [horrid weather keeping me inside with nothing else to do other than blog...blog...blog] to venture out and find new blogs to follow. I am jealous of my 8-10 readers who have lists and lists of blogs they monitor and comment on regularly, and I have known from the start that if I expect anyone to venture upon my page of "F" bombs and trivial bitch sessions I must first venture upon theirs.

So today I am on a mission to expand my horizons. I think I can do this even though I work full time, have 4 kids in addition to a needy [sensitive] yet so-deserving-of attention-kind-of-husband who would rather me fondle his package when he's home vs. waste time typing on this damn computer keyboard while ignoring the entire family as if zoned out on some hallucinogenic. Yes, I can do this in the spare 48 seconds I might be able to find each day while pretending I'm heading to take a shit since that's the only time no one will follow me, attached to my pant leg. Maybe if I put my computer in the bathroom, I could escape for longer periods of time? I could even stash my little one's "farting putty" in there, to give my faux escape some full proof sound effects in order to strengthen the believability meter... possibilities are endless when you put your mind to something.

I hope you will keep note of the new blogs I add to my "Favorites" list over the next few weeks. And in the meantime, here's a new favorite whom I absolutely fell in love with as I read her own "Proudest Parenting Moment" along her sidebar..."F" Bombs Galore. She could possibly become my new best unknown friend. And I am NOT sucking up to win her contest.

You must check her out - it's a guaranteed link to many cool reads... And for a chance at winning a tub of awsome pink goodies, all you need to do is comment! (I'm going for as many points as I can my friends)... CHECK HER OUT!

Scary Mommy: http://www.scarymommy.com/

Good luck!