Sunday, February 15, 2009

Best Pirate Joke and Why I love my Husband

This is in honor of my husband. And this is why I love him.
For the past week, he's proudly been telling a new joke he heard on the TV series "My Name is Earl". He laughs harder each time he tells it, which makes it impossible not to roll your eyes and keep a straight face.
This weekend, we were wandering through Home Goods and my husband disappeared. When I turned around to call his name, this is what I saw:

Here's his joke:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants.

Bartender says, "Hey Man, you have a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants."

Pirate Replies [cue pirate accent here for full effect]: "Arrrrrrrgh , I know. It's driving me nuts."

PS... he's laughing as I read this to him...... Men.

Love you baby. xo


Dr Zibbs said...

Hahahaa. Love that joke!


That's a great joke, one that even I could tell without screwing up!

Swirl Girl said...

Can't wait to share that with Hubby later! I laughed out loud, Aaarrrgh!

Anonymous said...

THAT is one cheesy ass joke.

Which I will be telling everyone tomorrow.

Did you buy him the wheel at least?

I haven't put up the post about the questions yet. It was supposed to be for my 100th and it's taken me longer to get there than I though. I'm on #96 so we're almost there.

binks said...

It is 2 am. Is it bad that I had to read that twice to actually get it?
And now I will never look at a ship's wheel the same way again.

Stacie said...

ha! I love My Name is Earl, that show makes me giggle!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

This was my French friend's favorite joke.

Dorsey said...

Told my husband this joke and he LOVED it! Repeated the punchline in his best pirate voice at least 3 times this morning..hehe

Katie said...

That is hilarious!! And, your hubby has just discovered the best halloween costume EVER. I hope he bought the wheel.

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