Friday, December 26, 2008

Guitar Hero Addiction...blogging hiatus needed

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

Happy Holidays. I am in need of a blogging hiatus due to a horrible addiction I must address: I can NOT STOP PLAYING the new Guitar Hero Wii Band game that we presented to our four children last night around 5pm.

I would like to thank my drum teacher of 5 months from 1982 and my violin teacher, Mr. Thomas of 4 years in elementary school, for giving me the abilities to actually beat the shit out of my husband and brothers on drums and guitar.

And I would like to apologize to my kids. Especially Sydney. I didn't mean to yell at you and hit your fingers with my drumstick that third time - but seriously, how many times did I tell you NOT TO TOUCH THE YELLOW DRUM PAD WHEN MOMMY IS PLAYING?? I mean, go grab your god damn Nintendo DS or PIXOs for heavens sake that you wanted from Santa with ALL YOUR HEART. Please. Leave us alone so we can rock out.

And for those contemplating this endeavor, I would like to leave one final note.

This is the results of too many hours of Guitar Hero:

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I rest my case. And also promise to shave and wash my sweaty arm pits after our microphone is hooked up tonight and we have Band Face-Off #2.

PS...And I would also like to thank my bbf Sha from high school days who sat and sang every word of the Beastie Boys album with me for hours on end. I would not be where I am today without you.

7 comments:

Jennifer said...

Ooooh, HOT! ;)

Swirl Girl said...

Is there a 12 step program for Guitar Hero?

I do admire your bravery at accepting that you have a problem - and that you actually have the guts to show your pits on the www.

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

That's so hot.

I haven't tried this game out yet. I'll have to give it a shot.

libby said...

I think i am starting Wii anonymous. My poor, sweet 6 year old son just asked when he could have a turn...I need help. God save my soul if I get Guitar hero. I just had a Wii Sports smackdown and am too ashamed to show the pictures of my sweaty disgusting underboobs...but let's just say I could put those pits of yours in their place.

: )

Life of Preston said...

yeah. totally addicting. my personal low moment came when I let the little one scream "just one more minute - the song's almost over".

moms on Guitar Hero = Mom of the Year finalists

Katie said...

Yeah, Santa brought the Wii for Lennie and myself - I mean for the kids. I spent most of the day setting up our Mii's. Even Ella has one.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Too much Guitar Hero gives you big boobs?