Monday, December 15, 2008

Oh Yeah... ANOTHER "Don't You Hate It When..."

[Disclaimer: After writing this last night, I have gone back and tried to edit for PG-13 acceptance. I believe "ass" would be acceptable, at least it is in our house, but if not, please do not read any further and cancel this post. K?]
It's time again to play the almighty "Don't You Hate It When..." game, and while I absolutely love this topic, I'm also quite depressed around the fact that this theme is just WAY TOO EASY for me to write about. I'm just sayin'.

Last week while scrolling through my camera card pics, I came across two messed up themes that seem to be recurring nightmares. The first theme, "Freaky F_#K*!G Family", was my submission for Candid Carrie's Foto Friday. You can check it out here.
The second theme [which will be the source of today's "Don't you Hate It When..." post] comes from one of our little peeps... and I'm wondering if you can guess which one looks just a bit MISCHIEVOUS below - she NEVER smiles normal for a picture, and yes, this could be one more addition to the "Freaky F_#K*!G Family" theme:


If you guessed the little blonde peep whistling Dixie, then you're correct. She's taken up a new photo hobby these days. [And I can only hope those dirty pics my husband and I took last year do not somehow resurface during one of her play sessions. If they do, I'd willingly take the dart my step-son is just short of launching at my forehead in the above pic.]

So, for today's post, here it goes....

Don't you hate it when you find out that your 6 year old peep has a dirty, secret obsession with snapping shots of family asses without you knowing at the time? I mean, come on! It's hard enough to find a head shot that makes you feel OK about yourself to post, but your f_*K#!g ASS? And don't you hate it when you have to prepare a question for your next therapy session asking if repeated ass picture taking by a 6 year old signals serious mental problems? I hate when that shit happens.








Now go on over to Shelle's and join the fun.
And Thursday, go vote for the funniest "Don't you Hate It When..." entry!

13 comments:

libby said...

Laughing my ass off! That would TOTALLY send me to therapy for another whole 2 months straight. But let's just say - I have issues...Just don't buy her a camera for Christmas!

Dorsey said...

I think if she gets a camera for Christmas it needs to be a polaroid or some other LOUD camera that you can HEAR!! Then at least you'd know after the fact. hehe

clan of the cave hair said...

My sister, who is a professional photographer, and an adult, once "photographed" ever ass at her SIL's wedding...Its not her fault, she was inspired by the groom's fabulous wedgie he sported between his fat butt-cheeks the entire 4 hours.
Stopped by from BlokThoughts! Fun Entry.

Emily Anne Leyland ( Art-n-Sewl) said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)

Katie said...

That is hilarious!! I'm dying. Dip that kids shoes in water so you can hear him squishing up behind you next time. I love it!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

OMG I would totally send her to her room until she was healed of such an obsession! :)

You are one of my beloved potty mouths...thanks for going in and doing your best to make it a PG-13 rated post! LOL!

Of course you are still entered! :)

Katie said...

Holy fucking shit! Your blog looks awesome!!!

D'Lynn said...

I love it, you have tons of ass pics and I have tons of boob pics!

Jen said...

Hilarious pics. But don't let her come to my house.

I had to come over and see your new look, and... IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!

And now I'm feeling even more lame. Thanks.

Kate said...

thanks for checkin out my blog. those pictures are great too!!! I just love staring at random butt shots of complete strangers. seriously, that story cracked me up.(no pun intended.) :)

binks said...

That child will be frisked and de-camera'd if she was ever to enter my house. Photos of my ass are far too scary for anyone to see. I might give her a good ASS whipping. ;)

Channon said...

Thanks for commenting on my Don't You Hate It When story :)

I have a feeling reading yours this is what I have to look forward to with my children as they get a few years older! I kept laughing the whole time. Love your blog!

Dr Zibbs said...

hahaha. Classic.