Have you ever seen those lame ass commercials for the male enhancement product called Extenze? We laugh every time we see one... our favorite joke we have is to order the actual "Extenze Energy Drinks" and have my husband walk into roll call one day at the police station, just nonchalantly chugging a can of it.
And it was hysterical when one of my tiny Valentine's Day presents turned out to be the following:
Disclaimer: While I do not promote products on this site, I would like to say two things:
First, my husband does NOT require any type of male enhancement products what so ever...
(Feel better, sweetheart?)
And Second... Even if your husband possesses a bodacious and girtholicious member,
(which I am SURE he does), please, please... check this shit out anyway!