Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I Can't Take The Pressure, So Ladies & Gentlemen... My Boobs

You followers are KILLIN' me.
How can I simply joke ONE LITTLE TIME that I'd show you my boobs
in exchange for some tech advice and suddenly this is all I hear about?

My GOD. You people are relentless. But I do love you.

Soooooo, today is the day.
I can not take the pressure any longer, so please,
for those of you at work right now, come back later. K?

DISCLAIMER:
INAPPROPRIATE PICTURE FOLLOWS BELOW!

Ladies & Gentlemen... Please meet my knockers:
[deep breath, crackin' the knuckles here, very nervous, ok... scroll down...]
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keep scrollin'....
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lil' more....
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more.... more.....

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little further.....
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almost there....

HERE!!! :


BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

And by the way, I googled "funny boob pictures", and I'm not kidding, this was the first one.

And if you really want to know what my face looked like when I saw those things, it looked a little like this:



Except, I think I would have to pass on those boobs.

Yuck.

I hope you still come back.

xoxo

12 comments:

Ronald10021 said...

I've confessed and apologized for asking to see boobage, but I'm now wondering how many others made the same request. As you know, I just found your blog, and definitely appreciate your sense of humor. Have a great day! And did you figure out the answer to the tech question that started all this?

Dorsey said...

HILARIOUS!!! Here's a quick little flash of mine...cyber-style...
( o V o )

tee hee hee

Check your email!!! I sent you somethin'!!!

Susan said...

Dorsey, you ROCK!

ModernMom said...

Ha HA. Made me look!

binks said...

Crikey! They have operations for that shit.
OMG - I did catch the lurker from you.
Look for an email regarding pertinent information.

J'Ollie Primitives said...

My tatas hurt just looking at that pic!

Swirl Girl said...

gives a whole new meaning to lactose intolerant, huh?

Just A Chic... said...

Wow. Um. I like boobs. But, uh, yeah. No thanks.

steenky bee said...

Oh, this picture takes me back. No wait, what I meant to say is that this picture had me taken aback. For her sake I sure hope this mess is all about photoshop, if not, we're talking serious back problems sister.

Thanks for your kind comment and words today. Seriously, I so needed them. :)

moooooog35 said...

Man.

My mouth hurts just looking at those things.

Stacie said...

that is HIDEOUS....srsly, I think I puked a little

libby said...

way to keep it real momma!