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Horny Lurkers... Back the fuck off, please.
Let's Clarify A Few Things Today:
1. I love my husband, and he reads every word of my blog and connected e-mails - and that's because this is our fun, personal blog.
2. I don't share him. He won't share me... [except for that Blonde mystery woman we fantasize about together, but that's a whole other topic].
3. I love to get new visitors to my blog - and I LOVE reading new comments - but look, when strangers start e-mailing me sudden, lengthy notes on wanting to see my boobs, asking me what types of sex-toys I have at home, there's a line that's been crossed in my mind.
So for you type of lurkers, go fucking lurk on some other female blogger who is as lame as you. Maybe if you'd pay some attention to your wife instead of advertising your anonymous need for infidelity, you'd get some.
To each their own. Just not my own, thanks.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
My Husband's A Cop, Asshole!
Posted by Susan at 7:59 AM
Labels: How to Handle a Horny Lurker; Cops and Horney Lurkers Don't Mix;
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Wait...am I a stranger? Do I still get to ask you for this shit?
Thanks in advance for the clarification.
And pics of your boobs.
Wow...didn't even wait for your answer for that one.
Was it something I said? ;-)>
Hey! I'm a blonde, is it me?!? Probably not, but a gal can dream. Hehe. Good luck with the anonymous stalkers, I'm putting your package in the mail TODAY! Yipee!!
LOL! Crazy people are weird.
Back Off Dorsey!
I'm the Blonde in question. It's obviously apparent that I am the one!
Moog will take pictures..LOL
Ha! I love you. For your mind, of course.
And your boobs. ;)
I stopped reading after horny lurkers back the fuck off.
ok, so I didn't quit reading...
Kinda scary!
I'm blonde too, but it's not me :)
oops! I'm busted!
Is is wrong that I am slightly jealous that you have a cyberstalker and I don't?
You guys are hysterical!
I'm dying at the comments today! And, sulking a little cause you won't show us your boobs. I'll show you mine...wait, that's not really a fair trade.
Shit, did my horny little follower find his way here?? Or did he find me from you?? Holy shit, I need to stop following immediately. My husband is NOT a cop and I can't afford private security.
@ Mooooog - what is the going rate for boob pictures? I've been skipping my morning lattes due to budget cuts. Just wondering.
You've GOT to post the email.
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