Dear great spirit up above
who is supposed to watch over those that lead decent lives
and attempt to better themselves and those around them:
I realize my recent job loss can be seen as "opportunity".
I'm grasping that with both hands.
I will seize the moment
[after i take some well deserved time off].
But now my sister/best friend is moving states away?
Just promise me you are watching over her
and this will be the best decision her and her family have ever made.
Just make sure they are happy.
Can you hear me crying???????
I will miss you my dear sister.
So tell your hubby you need a couple of extra bedrooms
because I am unemployed and
I refuse to go longer than a couple of months without seeing you.
And those 2 cute little booger kids of yours.