True Craigslist Nanny Ad...

Check out these lines from a real Craigslist Nanny Ad:
(Reported this morning by the Associated Press)

"My kids are a pain."

"If you cannot multitask, or communicate without being passive aggressive, don't even bother replying..."

"I can be a tad difficult to work for. I'm loud, pushy and while I used to think we paid well, I am no longer sure."

"If you are fundamentally unhappy with your life, you will be more unhappy if you take this job, so do us all a favor and get some treatment or move to the Rockies, but do not apply for employment with us."

"Also, if you suspect all wealthy women are frivolous, we are not for you."

"I have all sorts of theories on how to stack my dishwasher, and if you are judgmental about Ritalin for ADHD, or think such things are caused by too much sugar, again, deal-break city."

She got a nanny to commit to one year.
You fucking rock Rebecca.