Mother of God...LESBIAN???

"Mom, what's a lesbian?"

Silence.

"Mom?"

Shit. Need to say something.

[Stern Voice]: "Where in the world did you hear that word?"

"Lexie called Sydney a lesbian."

[Attempt of stern voice, sounding more like a 7 year old]: "Well obviously Lexie doesn't KNOW what she's talking about. What do YOU think a lesbian is?"

"I don't know. That's why we're asking."

Silence. Thinking of my daughter's best friend standing right next to her at this very moment. Actually, thinking even more of her father, who is a police officer, and his reaction once he finds out his daughter was learning about lesbianism at my house this afternoon during her play date.

"A lesbian is something that is not appropriate for kids your age to be talking about. We can discuss this later, but it is definitely not appropriate for me to talk about now in front of other parent's children."

"Oh, ok mom."

Take that you little bitch Lexie. I showed you.